How many desiccated hybrids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– Damon, 3x21 “Before Sunset” (via damonsgirlfriend)
Via Damon's Girlfriend
Another Probation Worker . . . .
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Simon:
We have to kill her she's been bitten. Were gonna have to kill her when she changes.
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Kelly:
So even when we don't kill our probation worker, we have to kill our probation worker.
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Rudy:
Oh Come on someone's definitely fucking with us here!
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Alisha:
We should really do something about all these bodies?
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Simon:
So, whose gonna kill the probation worker?
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Rudy:
I'm going to get the straw.
Via Call Me Camille
People don’t really go to heaven when they die; they’re taken to a special room and burned.
– Sherlock Holmes (BBC series)(Source: becauseniallshoran)
Via The Little Things in Life
I'm awesome.
